Gawd Help me.

You know i just can't take this anymore. 1.5 and it just gets worse.

"OH but don't worry the Yankees lost too"

WHO GIVES A FLYING F###. Face the facts - we're playing .500 ball and right now ITS NOT GOING TO BE GOOD ENOUGH.

aftah all we've been through

Bronson replacing the evah banged up Schilling who has more injuries than the cat compared to edgah.

Wakefield pitching like a stinking ace night aftah night.

Not to mention my bawstin accent comming full on through to aid the final push to the playoffs.

Just please tell me this season isn't going to come down to a one game playoff. PLEASE.


Damon bettah get some more ducttape to hold himself together and Schilling better pray his God hasn't forsaken him.

And if that Gawd doesnt show up I suggest he replace "Our Fathah..." with
" Our papi who art in Fenway
Hallowed be thy homahs,
thou kicketh ass on late inning grass
winning games for us night aftah night,

get us this yeah to the promised land again
and forgive us our crappy pitching
as we allow othahs to pitch gems against us

and deliver us not into extrah innings
but smash one deep in the bottom of the nineth to save Foulkes @$$

for thou art the only freeking playah it seems we have left,
may your contract as yankee slayah remain for evah and evah.

we'll tell the management to screw worrying about damon."