Damon, Yankees Reach Preliminary Deal - Los Angeles Times

Christmas comes early folks.

The cancer of selfishness has left!

http://www.latimes.com/sports/baseball/mlb/wire/sns-ap-bba-yankees-damon,1,7394505.story?coll=sns-ap-baseball-headlines

Yankee's fan reaction:

Yankees Fan: no youre lying to
Yankees Fan: stop
Yankees Fan: its all lies
Me: lol
Yankees Fan: please no
Yankees Fan: ill give the rest of my liver
Me: LOL
Yankees Fan: you can have my lung i dont want it
Yankees Fan: just not that
Me: lol
Yankees Fan: i think im gonna cry
Me: LOL
Me: ITS ON ESPN
Me: hahahahaha
Me: this is greeaattt
Yankees Fan: excuse me i have to go mourn
Yankees Fan: what did i do to deserve this
Yankees Fan: what do they all get the lucky breaks
Me: lol
Me: HAHAH
Yankees Fan: why**
Yankees Fan: its just not fair
Yankees Fan: noo
Yankees Fan: my life is going to end
Yankees Fan: no seriously do you need another lung i dont want mine
Me: lolol
Yankees Fan: ill donate it to research.. time to start searching for the cure to ugly red sox player syndrome
Yankees Fan: ii cant spell get over it
Me: lol
Yankees Fan: wat are they on crack or something like seriously
Yankees Fan: talk about a sissy.. i mean he throws like a girl
Me: lol
Yankees Fan: he cant even make it to 2nd base without the ball hittin the ground
Yankees Fan: or at least doesnt do it often
Me: will says hes sorry
Yankees Fan: its not his fault
Yankees Fan: im gonna write an angry letter ;

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Dear Cashman ,

What the fuck were you thinking when you decided to sign damon?
Were you high?
Had you had one to many that night?
Was george getting to ya, cause you should have told him to shove it.. not been a stupid ass retart and go sign a fucker like damon....

Yankee fan